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Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Talinor » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:41 am

((For general amusement, and my own... adding what folks might know or have heard about Talinor. Please add your own IC (or otherwise) opinions/rumors about Tal. and no... not all of it has to be true, I know all of mine won't be...have fun!))

Reputation:
As quoted in Donn's unique stylings:
Talinor is famous throughout the North .. He is the man who knows everyone .. the living embodiment of Lathander on Faerun. The priest who went to Ravenloft and returned. Friends of Charissa Morgan, Berenind the Bold, Rhyl the Half-Drow, and even Altair the Drunken Man-Slut. He is Elvis.
If he were up on the balcony with the Pope .. you would hear somebody inevitably say to you, 'Hey, who is that up there next to Talinor?" He is like the James Dean of Faerun. The Joe Montana or perhaps even Mohammad Ali.


Rumors:
(1) He knows EVERYONE. Every child, but particularly every person that has ever been to any tavern. although somehow even folks that you won't think he could possibly know... he seems to be old friends with.

(2) Secretly he is the most evil influence in waterdeep, it's all an act and he's infiltrated a network through all parts of the world.

(3) Some have said his battle against Shar is one of succession, and Shar fears this.

(4) The biggest drunkest, loudest, skirt chaser this side of the Rauvin River...well perhaps other then Altair.. well or Macallen...

(5) Not a man, he's a demigod under Lathander who's general worship by the masses has risen him to this level.

(6) A new type of undead or fae, he retains his youth through social interaction. Somehow stealing away bits of your soul even while you laugh.

(7) Lathander is slowly handing over the portfolio of hope, dawn and new beginings to Talinor in order to evolve into the god of the High Sun.

(8) Talinor will help anyone with nearly anything. From curing ills, to help hold a child for a few moments, to getting dirty and help push a cart in the mud.

(9) Talinor is so holy that his farts cure poison and his smile will destroy undead

(10) He's a fallen angel, trapped on the prime

(11) Your momma slept with him, but so did your girlfriend

(12) He's the inspiration for a new hidden order within the faithful of Lathander who's mission it is to promote good.

(13) Named Elf friend he has influence with the elven nations that even some of the Lords of Waterdeep do not.

(14) He is one of the hidden Lords of Waterdeep
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Jiriki » Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:06 am

~Your momma slept with him, with your girlfriend and your sister and your auntie... all of them reporting back that he's by far, the most...... *And they blush smiling sweetly.*

~He's a legend in his own lifttime, friend to Lillends also.

~That there Tal'nor.. yeah the shiny one.. I 'eard as 'ow once, 'e arm wrestled that bloke what rides that bloody great bear! When 'e beat the man, 'e beat the bear next!!

~He's the love child of Lathander and Sune

~He travels from plane to plane on magical golden chariot. Fathering illegitimate offspring to the goddesses as a part of his evil master plan.

~He used to bathe regularly in the blood of virgins, but since he moved to Waterdeep he can't, there aren't that many virgins left. S'why he got so old and wrinkly see?

~He had to leave Silverymoon as he was found wearing the high preistesses underwear and calling himself Tabitha.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Kemian » Fri Jul 29, 2011 7:49 am

~Talinor took out a personal ad looking for a companion and it started a riot.

~ The real reason Talinor knows everyone is because he's the secret leader of one of the most powerful gangs in the city.

~The reason Talinor is so nice to children is because he can't be certain at any given time if they might be one of his.

~Talinor once was dropped unconcious by a vampire and miraculously bounced back up and destroyed it. Single-handedly with no help whatsoever!

~ He's so full of light, he can shine like a full moon anynight!
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Rosemadder » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:10 am

--A few say that Talinor himself spreads the rumors about being a great lover of women. In reality, he skips a lot-- like a woman-- and surrounds himself with beautiful male friends...

--Totally a Hidden Lord of Waterdeep. He's not fooling anyone.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Stam » Fri Jul 29, 2011 3:15 pm

--Even his crap sheds sunlight. Where do you think the Cellarers have been getting their lights recently, eh?
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Azmon » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:38 pm

~Secretly an elf plotting their rise to power again.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby NachtWulf » Fri Jul 29, 2011 9:42 pm

((OOC'ly))
--The Chuck Norris of FR. Shoot, did I just metagame? Just kidding, D&D is metagaming Chuck Norris!

--Edison never invented the lightbulb. He discovered the Talinor.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Failbhe » Mon Oct 03, 2011 7:50 am

Talinor is just another freak, like them elves and dwarves, what with his wings and all. What Faerun needs is a good purging of such tainted folk.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby JuneBarcarolle » Fri Oct 07, 2011 2:50 pm

Macallan is jealous of all the attention Tal gets. ;)


Talinor came to Waterdeep to help save the lost souls of the people here.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby tachus » Fri Oct 07, 2011 8:45 pm

Talinor is really the grand diety Ao that was heard about during the Time of Troubles. He has come on an exodus of the mortal ralms to determine if humans are worthy of the powers the gods give them.
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby J.C. » Sat Oct 08, 2011 10:17 am

Talinor is a cad, churl, slipjack, scoundrel, wastrel, dolt, lummox, philistine and a lazy no good lout and is doing his damnedest to live up to this reputation!
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Re: Myths of the DawnMaster: Talinor reputation and rumor

Postby Failbhe » Mon Oct 10, 2011 12:29 pm

When asked, Grunt leans back in his chair, rubbing at his right tusk with thumb and forefinger, "He has grown up quite a bit since first I met him. He is starting to come into his own. I think in ten years or so he will finally be competent enough to spend a weekend or two out at the cabin and go fishing with me."
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